I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me
College in two sentences or less.
I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.
my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful
If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.